Feed the dog, take him outside, or otherwise happily settle him into the corner of the room.
Chill your beverages: beer, champagne, smoothies for the kids, mojitos, or Blue Hawaii's (if you want to drink the team colors).
Don your jersey, scarf, $5 t-shirt from QFC, or neon green wig from last Halloween + old green t-shirt + blue vest. No need to be fancy folks. Just be creative with the blue and green!
Switch over from The Sound of Music, er, I mean the other MLS game on Fox Soccer Channel to KONG HD as your crew begins to gather around your big screen TV.
Make fun of Lisa Gangel and her name during the pregame show. ("To gangle" means to move awkwardly or ungracefully. Add that to the list of unfortunate names, right after Tom Dickhaus.)
Decide which Chivas USA player will be the official target of rabid and unfair criticism. Begin blasting with virulent vitriol.
Move to the edge of your seats, raise your scarves, voices, and green-colored drinks, and cheer like you were at Xbox Pitch. They can feel it, baby. Get it on.
Go Sounders!
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