As the "Flight of Conchords" croon:
It's Business Time! Here's hoping the Sounders Rock the Earthquakes this Saturday!
Showing posts with label Away Games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Away Games. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monkey Business
As the "Flight of Conchords" croon:
It's Business Time! Here's hoping the Sounders Rock the Earthquakes this Saturday!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Things To Do Before a Sounders FC Away Game
Feed the dog, take him outside, or otherwise happily settle him into the corner of the room.
Chill your beverages: beer, champagne, smoothies for the kids, mojitos, or Blue Hawaii's (if you want to drink the team colors).
Don your jersey, scarf, $5 t-shirt from QFC, or neon green wig from last Halloween + old green t-shirt + blue vest. No need to be fancy folks. Just be creative with the blue and green!
Switch over from The Sound of Music, er, I mean the other MLS game on Fox Soccer Channel to KONG HD as your crew begins to gather around your big screen TV.
Make fun of Lisa Gangel and her name during the pregame show. ("To gangle" means to move awkwardly or ungracefully. Add that to the list of unfortunate names, right after Tom Dickhaus.)
Decide which Chivas USA player will be the official target of rabid and unfair criticism. Begin blasting with virulent vitriol.
Move to the edge of your seats, raise your scarves, voices, and green-colored drinks, and cheer like you were at Xbox Pitch. They can feel it, baby. Get it on.
Go Sounders!
Chill your beverages: beer, champagne, smoothies for the kids, mojitos, or Blue Hawaii's (if you want to drink the team colors).
Don your jersey, scarf, $5 t-shirt from QFC, or neon green wig from last Halloween + old green t-shirt + blue vest. No need to be fancy folks. Just be creative with the blue and green!
Switch over from The Sound of Music, er, I mean the other MLS game on Fox Soccer Channel to KONG HD as your crew begins to gather around your big screen TV.
Make fun of Lisa Gangel and her name during the pregame show. ("To gangle" means to move awkwardly or ungracefully. Add that to the list of unfortunate names, right after Tom Dickhaus.)
Decide which Chivas USA player will be the official target of rabid and unfair criticism. Begin blasting with virulent vitriol.
Move to the edge of your seats, raise your scarves, voices, and green-colored drinks, and cheer like you were at Xbox Pitch. They can feel it, baby. Get it on.
Go Sounders!
Friday, April 10, 2009
The Revolution Will Be Televised
"The American soccer revolution will happen one pint at a time." from here
I had no idea that my beer-drinking was contributing so much to the future of the MLS. The pressure is off for the blogging now. All I have to do is get drunk. Thank God. I can drink beer. Bring it on! I guess my only question is: how much beer do I have to drink?
On an unrelated side note, why aren't there any bikini baristas next to the stadium on game days? If people weren't that into coffee, they could always sell hot-dogs....not that I would condone that sort of thing......I just think it would be a great business venture.
I had no idea that my beer-drinking was contributing so much to the future of the MLS. The pressure is off for the blogging now. All I have to do is get drunk. Thank God. I can drink beer. Bring it on! I guess my only question is: how much beer do I have to drink?
On an unrelated side note, why aren't there any bikini baristas next to the stadium on game days? If people weren't that into coffee, they could always sell hot-dogs....not that I would condone that sort of thing......I just think it would be a great business venture.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
