Monkey Business

As the "Flight of Conchords" croon:

It's Business Time! Here's hoping the Sounders Rock the Earthquakes this Saturday!

Wizards' Weak Victory

"Just thinking about next Saturday... bet your bottom dollar that next Saturday... they'll be sun."

Yes, today is looking gray and lonely. But I'm not blue. I'm still rave green. I'm keepin' my chin up, baby. (You too, Freddie.)

Personally I don't care for being undefeated. Too much pressure. And maybe a sign of not enough competition either. I heard up and down last week how the Sounders had a big red bullseye painted on them. They had the best record in the league, the most buzz, and the biggest loudest fan base. Every team wanted to take them down.

Fine then. Let Kansas City be the ones.

Let the Wizards have their meek victory.

Their weak, barely there ascendancy.

Their sad celebration of mediocrity.

A limping display from a midwest nonentity.

Conjured up by Hobbit-like weinies.

(Nice headband, you pussy.

Your tug is proof of your inferiority).

Seattle will be better off for it next Saturday. Pressure relieved. Perspective gained. Desire to win fueled. That bright red bullseye off their chests. And we'll be with them, goddam right. No matter what boys, we'll be with you.

Onward Sounders! We've only just begun!

Best “Goal” Aria Ever

“Nacho taco agave enchilada tortilla tequila horchata fredy montero columbiano Goooooooooooooooaaaaaaal! (deep breath) Gooooaaaaaal!”

Coming in at the one minute mark. Soooo good.




Oh yeah.

Ljungberg Scores!

There was one thing I wanted from Saturday’s match at Toronto FC. Besides a win of course. And that was for Freddie Ljungberg to score (or “Fredrik”, as the FSC anchors reported he now wants to be called).

Despite waiting all week to watch the match on TV, I committed a rookie error of getting the start time wrong. So when I finally got myself in front of the TV at about the 35th minute, I had already missed the moment I had been waiting for. But I didn’t care. It had happened and that was all that mattered. Ljungberg scored? Ljungberg scored! Hell yes!!

We needed it. He needed it. With one Fredy out, the other steps up. Go Sounders!

#1 Fan-Sounders FC v. Toronto FC