Please Bring Your Sweet Segway to the Next Home Game!

Spend a little time with this photo. Observe the Ferrari branded Segway extended-cab of your dreams. Fresh rims in the back! An automated, reclined ride for two. The dude looked all secret service with a Bluetooth headset too.

The custom Segway
rollin’ fans up vendor row to the Mariner’s game.

And seriously, look how happy they are to be riding in it!

That is probably because he was also BLASTING “We Will Rock You” out of the many speakers. You could hear it twenty yards away plain as day.

Whether his outstretched two fingers are flashing the peace sign or indicating two people for two bucks, I am hopeful that he will come down for the next Sounder FC home game.