Soccer Player to Cut Hair

So I just got three cases of wine in the mail, I found a website that describes itself as “spilling red wine on soccer’s social fabric since 2007” (The Offside Rules), and I learned that Marcelo Balboa is cutting his luxuriant locks for charity (see mls.net article here).

Marcelo Balboa: Hall of Famer, TV analyst (recall from Beijing anyone?), long hair wearer, newsreel favorite. Media (especially low-brow blogs) can’t resist the bicycle kick:




Judging by the number of hair restoration commercials on Fox Soccer Channel, this is a big deal. That hair is a chick-magnet. Judging from the content of this post, those cases of wine are really good. This should last two weeks.

Apparently, Balboa hasn’t cut his hair since 1994. Back when dudes had bangs. Oh, and also, The Offside Rules reports that Fijian Soccer Players Beleive That Weed Will Improve Their Game.

That is all.