Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wizards' Weak Victory

"Just thinking about next Saturday... bet your bottom dollar that next Saturday... they'll be sun."

Yes, today is looking gray and lonely. But I'm not blue. I'm still rave green. I'm keepin' my chin up, baby. (You too, Freddie.)


Personally I don't care for being undefeated. Too much pressure. And maybe a sign of not enough competition either. I heard up and down last week how the Sounders had a big red bullseye painted on them. They had the best record in the league, the most buzz, and the biggest loudest fan base. Every team wanted to take them down.

Fine then. Let Kansas City be the ones.
Let the Wizards have their meek victory.
Their weak, barely there ascendancy.
Their sad celebration of mediocrity.
A limping display from a midwest nonentity.
Conjured up by Hobbit-like weinies.
(Nice headband, you pussy.
Your tug is proof of your inferiority).

Seattle will be better off for it next Saturday. Pressure relieved. Perspective gained. Desire to win fueled. That bright red bullseye off their chests. And we'll be with them, goddam right. No matter what boys, we'll be with you.

Onward Sounders! We've only just begun!

1 comment:

Pedro said...

Maybe he had a late night tennis match to go to after the game.